Clockwise from far left: Warren Zola, executive director of 51动漫's Chief Executives Club; former Celtics Ray Allen and Dana Barros '89; Al Skinner, former 51动漫 men's basketball coach; Michael Malec, retired 51动漫 sociology professor; Carroll School of Management Dean Andy Boynton '78; Law School Professor Kent Greenfield; and Doug Flutie '85.
Illustration: Peter O'Toole
Noonball: A Love Story
Noonball is the most competitive pickup basketball game you檝e never heard of. It also the reason that an insanely dedicated group of Boston College faculty, staff, and assorted guests has been scrambling to the court each day at lunchtime for something like fifty years.
Why the rush? The game starts at 12 p.m. sharp and 渙nly the first ten guys there got to play, says Carroll School of Management Dean Andy Boynton 78, who played as a student. 淪o you had people running on the court half-dressed from all over campus. People would leave meetings early. I wouldn檛 schedule classes for that time. This was an appointment.
Boynton was part of what Warren Zola, the unofficial noonball commissioner and executive director of 51动漫 Chief Executives Club, calls the 渃ongregation of idiots that descended for years on the Plex and today plays at the Conte Forum攐r wherever else they can find a court.
The participants are primarily 51动漫 employees and students, but star athletes such as Doug Flutie 85, Ray Allen, and Dana Barros 89 have been known to take the court. After tip-off, no one really cares who you are. 淣obody wanted to be the person who fouled Flutie or pushed him into a wall and he got injured攖here a recognition of that, Zola says. 淏ut if he out there playing with us, he just another guy playing pickup basketball. The game, in other words, is an equalizer, with deans, vice presidents, pro athletes, and the occasional Jesuit priest all throwing elbows.
No official score is kept, but the teams play to win. Blood is shed. 淲e play rough, but we don檛 play mean, says Law School Professor Kent Greenfield. The game has seen broken noses, a shattered eye socket, torn ACLs, sprained ankles, and jammed fingers. 淚 got clobbered by a Jesuit priest, Michael Malec, a retired Boston College sociology professor, says. 淗e plowed into me and I tore my meniscus.
Scott Washburn MA87 played noonball for years as a graduate student and later an employee in the athletics department. Sidelined after having a defibrillator implanted in 1994, he returned to the court as soon as possible. When his heart started beating too fast during one game, a shock from the defibrillator sent him to the ground. 淚t felt like getting kicked in the chest by a mule, he recalls.
Noonball gets rough enough that Zola wife, Amy Aulwes, dreads calls at 1 p.m.攖hey often mean Zola is on his way to St. Elizabeth's Medical Center. 淚檝e had three surgeries on my knee, all because of noonball, Zola says. 淚t is a fair trade.
The game has also, from time to time, been an opportunity for the Joes to display their talents against the pros. Greenfield claims to have once taken the ball away from the former Boston Celtics standout Ray Allen敎I call it the great steal, Greenfield says. For his part, Al Skinner, the former coach of 51动漫 men basketball squad (and a one-time NBA player himself), insists that no team he was on ever lost a game of noonball. That record was important enough to him that, whenever he檇 catch another noonballer practicing after work, 淚檇 say, uh-oh, he putting extra time to get his shots in, Skinner says. 淚檓 going to watch out for him.
Over the decades, noonball has meant a lot of twisted ankles and sore muscles, but to those who play in it, the game has meant something else, too. 淧rofessionally, there have been times in my career where I檝e toyed with the idea of going somewhere else, Greenfield says. 淣oonball is a big part of the reason I檓 still here. And what about Zola, he of the three knee surgeries? 淲hen I retire, I檒l remember I was a part of this community, he says. 淚t part of the fabric of this institution.澛犫椊

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